Billy

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Anonymous asked:

How slutty would you say you are?

saintcardonal:

punkrock-bottom:

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

limedtown:

mstupid:

mstupid:

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

This one

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esoomris:

guerrillatech:

Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

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kindlygoblin:

Taking a long, hard, determined look at your phone screen and still opening the calculator app when you wanted the clock app

amargedom:

“You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that’s why I’m scared when you say you love me.”

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